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October 17 2017

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me at 10 pm: i was really tired today i should go to bed early

me, now, at 1:30 am: hmm

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laikaworld:

One frame at a time… 

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quinnkimberly:

Starboy (click for HD)

speedpaint

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bob-belcher:

languorwine:

no offense but i’m in fucking tears

#mark ruffalo walks the fine line between Awkward Disaster Dad and Secret Meme Overlord (via @legionofpotatoes)

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nicejewishgirl:

moonflowerchilde:

moonflowerchilde:

Thank you USA GOVERNMENT

The reason why it’s important to understand score that Puerto Rican’s are Americans is because the United States has a financial obligation to help its citizens with relief and rebuilding efforts but whenever natural disaster strikes people of color, all help is minimized or thrown out all together. Ahhh.. the USA back at it with its white supremacy and its human rights violations!

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tomatomagica:

GAME THEORY

October 16 2017

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astrollusion:

The best of Irish Twitter in anticipation of this bitch Ophelia, also bonus: my university literally asking the Taoiseach if they count as a college.

thatgirlwithdolls:

thatgirlwithdolls:

i’m so fuckin tired

thats it thats the post, there’s no joke, i’m exhausted and dizzy and hungry and i have a labor job and i’m Tired

i’m taking my break outside in the fucking heat of the back alley and the oddities store across the lane is playing aint no rest for the wicked and i am Feeling it

thanks grace gallery you always get me

thatgirlwithdolls:

i’m so fuckin tired

thats it thats the post, there’s no joke, i’m exhausted and dizzy and hungry and i have a labor job and i’m Tired

i’m taking my break outside in the fucking heat of the back alley and the oddities store across the lane is playing aint no rest for the wicked and i am Feeling it

skipperdamned:

mothgeist:

i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away

what goosebumps book is this

anartisticanomaly:

phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

artaeum:

lord-kitschener:

Obviously I want you to take care of your pets and make sure they get food and fresh water on a regular basis, but cats being huge drama queens and screaming hysterically at you and acting like they’re tragic famine victims who haven’t eaten in weeks and are about to drop dead from starvation right mcfuckin now, because you’re 10 minutes late feeding them is always going to be one of the funniest things to me

the cat who lives at the vet clinic i volunteer at was mad yesterday because his dinner was half an hour late due to a busy day. he proceeded to go to all the (empty dw) garbage cans and tried to knock them over and started desperately scavenging for scraps of food because obviously no one loves him or cares about him and if he must eat garbage to survive then so be it

fritokal:

marauders4evr:

Friendly reminder that Vincent van Gogh willingly checked himself into an asylum so that he could get better, resulting in him creating some of the most iconic paintings of his entire career, done in the asylum, when he was being treated 24/7, because he finally didn’t have to struggle with his demons and could instead focus on his muse, WHICH WERE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

Remember this little insignificant painting?

How about this one?

Check this one out:

All of these and more were painted in the asylum when he was receiving treatment for his mental illnesses and I know I just said that but I said it again and I’m saying it a third time until you dramatic abled assholes understand!

VINCENT VAN GOGH

- KNEW THAT HE WAS MENTALLY ILL

- WANTED TO CHANGE THAT

- WENT TO AN ASYLUM

- GOT THE HELP HE NEEDED

- PAINTED SOME ICONIC MASTERPIECES AS A RESULT!

SO DON’T YOU DARE COME OUT HERE WITH THIS, “I WISH I WAS DEPRESSED SO I COULD BE AS CREATIVE AS VAN GOGH” BULLSHIT BECAUSE EVEN HE KNEW THAT HIS DEMONS WERE HARMING HIS WORK, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HIS HEALTH, AND HE DID EVERYTHING WITHIN HIS POWER TO FIGHT THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY OF HIS LIFE, UNTIL THEY ENDED UP WINNING! 

THIS. THIS is why I want this painting as a tattoo. Because it was made while. he was. seeking. treatment.

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mydadisindianajones:

It’s not about “illegals stealing our jobs,” it’s about not being white. If anyone tells you otherwise they are lying.

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i’m so fuckin tired

thats it thats the post, there’s no joke, i’m exhausted and dizzy and hungry and i have a labor job and i’m Tired

abomination-of-gender:

abomination-of-gender:

christianity: the lord is my shepherd and i am a lamb whom He will guide to safety

judaism: we call ourselves “the god-punchers”, bc we like to remind Him of that time He lost a fight against our great-great-great-granddad

i see a lot of confusion in the tags so here’s an explanation of the joke!

  • the joke of this post is referencing the story of Jacob in Genesis. Jacob is one of the legendary Patriarchs of Judaism whom all non-convert Jews claim descent from, so he technically is my great-great-….-granddad.
  • At one point, Jacob meets a stranger on the road, who he ends up fighting for a reason the text is unclear about. Jacob wins the fight, and the angel reveals that he was actually a holy spirit in disguise. 
  • The precise identity of the man is a point of contention in all traditions- there’s an even split between if it’s God himself or an angel sent as an emissary.
  • Regardless, the man blesses Jacob and names him Israel- ישראל, yisra’el. The name is complicated to translate, but one popular one is “he who wrestles with God”. His descendants adopted this as one of their ethnonyms- בני ישראל, b’nei yisra’el, the children of Israel, the Jewish people.
  • So saying we Jews call ourselves “the god-punchers” is a loose translation, definitely, but I’d give an honest argument that it accurately portrays the spirit of the phrase, especially by giving it a glib and boastful modern phrasing.
  • for the nitpickers: yes, “The Lord is my shepherd” is a part of Jewish belief too! It’s from a passage in Psalms, which is a book that Jews and Christians do share.
  • But the relationship that we Jews have with HaShem is complicated and occasionally even adversarial. The Christian relationship, on the other hand, is much more, well, patriarchal. Jesus is a father figure who is always good and never needs a stern talking-to from His creations. 
  • In contrast, the Torah and Talmud are full of stories of Jews arguing with HaShem- and winning, and HaShem being ecstatic that He lost the argument. Bickering with our deity is a sacred Jewish tradition that continues to the present day.

zoroisgay:

zoroisgay:

i’m looking at the sistene chapel and one of the images of God has just the THICKEST ass

Michelangelo had NO reason to give God a thick juicy ass, but he did. He did that for all of us.

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